Day... Ah, forget it.

OH MY GOD I'M ALIVE!

Here's my (long) list of submissions from the last... I don't know how many exactly days, I lost count.

The first batch is by GameGodLazy:
But wait... Isn't he starring in it?

The better term would be PWNED.

Then here's a couple taken by Teh Ganon, captioned by Kiwi.
Capitan Keyes did this to me once.

OH MY GOD I DON'T SEE HIM!

Then there's a few by Musicman888:
Here's my Wallet!

Well, he can't stare at Cortana anymore...

So THAT's who's under the helmet...

BREAK IT DOWN!

And some by IllegalCheatsman:
This feels like Forge in Halo 3...

BALOONZ!

Use the Force... UNLEASH YOUR ANGER!

Well, I suppose Cortana doesn't wear any clothes, either...

SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!

Not even... Chuck Norris?

MC doesn't take good care of his Girlfriends...

ZOMG! HAXOR!

An Update by Your Host, Jay2645:

Sorry about the lack of updates over the last 4 days, I know I probably have about a billion Emails asking "WHY????".
Well, there has been a decrease in updates over the last 4 days, mainly because of 3 reasons:
1. I'm actually starting to get a life (Gasp)
2. I haven't been home.
3. I got a Girlfriend!

So yeah, I'll probably update either tomorrow or when I get back, I have to go.

Until then,
-Jay2645

Day 9

This is by Musicman888:
If only...

This is by SiMuLaCrUm:
I like zoos! They have monkeys!

The rest were from GameGodLazy:
Yeah, they do.

She's hot, duh.

AHHH! RUN MC, RUN!

Day 8

As you may (Or may not) have noticed, we have a new logo, courtesy of Nexus Halo. If you make a logo, and I like it better then our current one, I'll change it.

Also, we've finally bumped the first post to page 2! This thing keeps getting bigger...

These are by ArbiterHeretic123:
In the immortal words of Sarge: "Outta the way, dirtbag!"
Wait... That's a Shotgun. Why would you need a scope?


The rest are by Warren:
Hey, this isn't SO bad, I mean, it could be in Spanish...
Speak of the devil... (This one is by Edd, but modified by WaRReN)

It's scary when you can actually see this game title, lol.

Day 7!

It's been 1 week, and we're a hit!

I would like to thank everyone who visited this site, even you, since you're reading this right now!

I should probably clear some questions up before I jump into today's pictures:

1. Can I upload pics that I made in Gmod (Mod on the Half-life 2 engine), that is Halo related, like a MC ragdoll pwning other ragdolls?
Yes, you can. You can upload ANY picture as long as it fulfills 2 requirements:
A. It has to be Halo-related.
B. It has a caption.

2. Mind if i advertise your site on mine?
Go ahead. The more the merrier!

3. I don't get the point of the site.
Broken down to it's core, it's a place to upload funny pictures.

4. What size do the pictures need to be?
Any size you want! The site resizes them, so it isn't an issue.

5. Can I send them to you via other means other than Email?
If you have "Jay2645" on your friends list, or if you've seen him around an internet forum, feel free to send him a screenshot (He's me)!

6. When will the site be updated?
I try to upload it daily, but occasionally I miss a day. If I do miss a day, it will show up the next day. I may implement a more rigid update schedule, but this works for now.

7. Why did you make this site?
Well, I'm a comedian (Well, I try), and I wanted to make people laugh. So, using the same premise as I Can Haz Cheezburger, I set up my own site. I even kept the name, though it went through many changes. It used to be HaLOL (Taken), then LOLElites (Taken), then LOLSpartans (Taken), then I Can Haz Needlr? (Taken), and finally, I Can Has Needler.

8. I've seen you use the abbreviation ICHN before, what does it mean?
It's a shortened version of I Can Has Needler.

9. Do you upload any screenshots, or do they have to be a little bit good?
I try to upload as many as I can, and if I don't like the caption, I re-caption it. Don't worry, my witty comments up top ARE not me re-captioning it, they're just witty comments.

10. Hi mom!
Umm... Hi. You do realize I'm a boy, right?

Today has the most pics EVAR! Thank you for making our 1-week anniversary the biggest yet!

These are by IllegalCheatsman:
Noo! Not Hell!

I prefer "White and Nerdy", actually.

Thanks! *Nom Nom Nom Nom*
SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!

These are by TheHappyGrunt:
Magical!

Yes, I'd like 1 Food Nipple, to go, please.

Poor Horace...

Yes, please give us an encore!
Thank you, Mister Grunt.


Yes, sir!
This is by Killer247:
Yay! Mentos!

These are by me:
I need to take those classes.

Yay! A Warthog!
Precious....

Day 6

I don't care if it's only 9:19 here in California, it's 12:19 in New York. So when you eastern seaboard people wake up tomorrow, you get a special surprise!

These are by Mishkabob, submitted by our good buddy WaЯReN.
Master Chief plays Guitar Hero:

Now all we need is Master Chief doing the headbang.

This one was made by WaЯReN, who was inspired by the two up above (Not God and Jesus, the two images, yeesh).
It's a face!


The rest of these are by a newcomer to the ICHN images scene, SiMuLaCrUm.
Bow Chicka Wow Wo- SHUT UP TUCKER[/redvsbluereference]
Why to never let a Grunt give you acupuncture.

Day 5

I have one thing to say about today's post:(By Me)
Since today I didn't get any submissions, the rest of these are by me, as well. Don't worry, I took more then usual.

I like that hat, Mr. Grunt.

Actually, yes, I did.

*Strains to look up* Just... A... Little... Higher...

AHH! Looking away, looking away...

Use the Force, Ultramarine!

GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO!