I Can Has Needler?

2008-02-22T16:09:00.000-08:00

Guys, you haven't been sending me very many pics. I just got these the other day.

These are by Glowing Grunt. I have my own, but I've been too lazy to caption them, lol.
Spider Elite, Spider Elite. Does whatever a Spider Elite does.
SAVE ME SUPER GRUNT!

Yes, yes it is.

Now to find the keys... And NO, not the Capitan. Or the Commander.
Uh-oh, the Grunts have the flag! What will we do now?

MC, you're supposed to use a DESIGNATED driver when you get drunk.

Ah crap, indeed.

I DON'T SEE THEM!

Happy Day After Groundhog Day!

2008-02-03T01:01:00.000-08:00

I update when I get in the mood. There's no schedule, it's just when I feel like it.
And, right now, I feel like it.
And I'm throwing us into the new year (Wait... Didn't I already do that? Twice?) with some more pictures!
Today's dining will be a sampling of many different chefs, from Bokito to IllegalCheatsman, to Co Redsonic, to Ima from america, to a guy named UNTITLED!
Schweet.

Let's start off with some Cheatsman:
But... But... He's SALUTING you...

O_o

...It's a Halomaps joke.

Hey! That prediction I made came true! I'M PSYCHIC!

Don't worry, MC! Just make a balloon!

OK, I take that back. DON'T make a balloon.
From Co Redsonic comes a Halo 2 screenshot. That's a first.
This one is from Bokito.
CMT's Chaingun OWNS. It almost makes up for their failure as a mapping team. Almost.

Now we have Ima from america for our next couple pictures.
I'm hungry, too.
NOOO! NEVAR!

Now we have our one from Mr. Untitled. That's an awesome name to have.
I'm pretty sure I don't have an a with 2 dollar signs next to it.

Now I'm hungry. I'm going to go get a midnight snack.

I have an important announcement: Pie. That is all.

2008-01-21T12:53:00.001-08:00

I think I finally got back into an update schedule!
As long as the pics keep coming, you guys keep getting updates.

Glowing Grunt sent today's in:
Yum...

Yes, yes they do.

I think SOMEONE needs his diaper changed.

No, go check that Flood on Floodgate.

Thanks!

I agree. Ewww...

Hey! That isn't Last Resort!

I'll wake you up when someone gets close.

Master Chief discovers portals, gets a hangover, and MORE!

2008-01-20T02:24:00.000-08:00

You may be wondering why this site has been dead. Well, I haven't gotten any pics, guys. Come on, send them in to icanhasneedler@yahoo.com and raise no funds whatsoever for Bungie's giant Slingshot project!
I finally got bored enough to make my own.

This one was taken by IllegalCheatsman:
Master Chief discovers Portal.

These were taken by me:
Would you like to help lil' ol Me?

What happens when a thief hijacks your Banshee:

Even... CHUCK NORRIS? Wait, no he's already badass.

Too much partying, eh Master Chief?

Don't worry, I won't tell.

This is by Co Redsonic.
SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!

Day... Ah, forget it.

2007-12-21T12:43:00.000-08:00

OH MY GOD I'M ALIVE!

Here's my (long) list of submissions from the last... I don't know how many exactly days, I lost count.

The first batch is by GameGodLazy:
But wait... Isn't he starring in it?

The better term would be PWNED.

Then here's a couple taken by Teh Ganon, captioned by Kiwi.
Capitan Keyes did this to me once.

OH MY GOD I DON'T SEE HIM!

Then there's a few by Musicman888:
Here's my Wallet!

Well, he can't stare at Cortana anymore...

So THAT's who's under the helmet...

BREAK IT DOWN!

And some by IllegalCheatsman:
This feels like Forge in Halo 3...

BALOONZ!

Use the Force... UNLEASH YOUR ANGER!

Well, I suppose Cortana doesn't wear any clothes, either...

SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!

Not even... Chuck Norris?

MC doesn't take good care of his Girlfriends...

ZOMG! HAXOR!

An Update by Your Host, Jay2645:

2007-12-14T15:30:00.000-08:00

Sorry about the lack of updates over the last 4 days, I know I probably have about a billion Emails asking "WHY????".
Well, there has been a decrease in updates over the last 4 days, mainly because of 3 reasons:
1. I'm actually starting to get a life (Gasp)
2. I haven't been home.
3. I got a Girlfriend!

So yeah, I'll probably update either tomorrow or when I get back, I have to go.

Until then,
-Jay2645

Day 9

2007-12-10T16:36:00.002-08:00

This is by Musicman888:
If only...

This is by SiMuLaCrUm:
I like zoos! They have monkeys!

The rest were from GameGodLazy:
Yeah, they do.

She's hot, duh.

AHHH! RUN MC, RUN!

Day 8

2007-12-09T14:59:00.001-08:00

As you may (Or may not) have noticed, we have a new logo, courtesy of Nexus Halo. If you make a logo, and I like it better then our current one, I'll change it.

Also, we've finally bumped the first post to page 2! This thing keeps getting bigger...

These are by ArbiterHeretic123:
In the immortal words of Sarge: "Outta the way, dirtbag!"
Wait... That's a Shotgun. Why would you need a scope?

The rest are by Warren:
Hey, this isn't SO bad, I mean, it could be in Spanish...
Speak of the devil... (This one is by Edd, but modified by WaRReN)

It's scary when you can actually see this game title, lol.

Day 7!

2007-12-08T13:00:00.000-08:00

It's been 1 week, and we're a hit!

I would like to thank everyone who visited this site, even you, since you're reading this right now!

I should probably clear some questions up before I jump into today's pictures:

1. Can I upload pics that I made in Gmod (Mod on the Half-life 2 engine), that is Halo related, like a MC ragdoll pwning other ragdolls?
Yes, you can. You can upload ANY picture as long as it fulfills 2 requirements:
A. It has to be Halo-related.
B. It has a caption.

2. Mind if i advertise your site on mine?
Go ahead. The more the merrier!

3. I don't get the point of the site.
Broken down to it's core, it's a place to upload funny pictures.

4. What size do the pictures need to be?
Any size you want! The site resizes them, so it isn't an issue.

5. Can I send them to you via other means other than Email?
If you have "Jay2645" on your friends list, or if you've seen him around an internet forum, feel free to send him a screenshot (He's me)!

6. When will the site be updated?
I try to upload it daily, but occasionally I miss a day. If I do miss a day, it will show up the next day. I may implement a more rigid update schedule, but this works for now.

7. Why did you make this site?
Well, I'm a comedian (Well, I try), and I wanted to make people laugh. So, using the same premise as I Can Haz Cheezburger, I set up my own site. I even kept the name, though it went through many changes. It used to be HaLOL (Taken), then LOLElites (Taken), then LOLSpartans (Taken), then I Can Haz Needlr? (Taken), and finally, I Can Has Needler.

8. I've seen you use the abbreviation ICHN before, what does it mean?
It's a shortened version of I Can Has Needler.

9. Do you upload any screenshots, or do they have to be a little bit good?
I try to upload as many as I can, and if I don't like the caption, I re-caption it. Don't worry, my witty comments up top ARE not me re-captioning it, they're just witty comments.

10. Hi mom!
Umm... Hi. You do realize I'm a boy, right?

Today has the most pics EVAR! Thank you for making our 1-week anniversary the biggest yet!

These are by IllegalCheatsman:
Noo! Not Hell!

I prefer "White and Nerdy", actually.

Thanks! *Nom Nom Nom Nom*
SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!

These are by TheHappyGrunt:
Magical!

Yes, I'd like 1 Food Nipple, to go, please.

Poor Horace...

Yes, please give us an encore!
Thank you, Mister Grunt.

Yes, sir!
This is by Killer247:
Yay! Mentos!

These are by me:
I need to take those classes.

Yay! A Warthog!
Precious....

Day 6

2007-12-06T21:19:00.000-08:00

I don't care if it's only 9:19 here in California, it's 12:19 in New York. So when you eastern seaboard people wake up tomorrow, you get a special surprise!

These are by Mishkabob, submitted by our good buddy WaЯReN.
Master Chief plays Guitar Hero:

Now all we need is Master Chief doing the headbang.

This one was made by WaЯReN, who was inspired by the two up above (Not God and Jesus, the two images, yeesh).
It's a face!

The rest of these are by a newcomer to the ICHN images scene, SiMuLaCrUm.
Bow Chicka Wow Wo- SHUT UP TUCKER[/redvsbluereference]
Why to never let a Grunt give you acupuncture.

Day 5

2007-12-06T17:03:00.000-08:00

I have one thing to say about today's post:(By Me)
Since today I didn't get any submissions, the rest of these are by me, as well. Don't worry, I took more then usual.

I like that hat, Mr. Grunt.

Actually, yes, I did.

*Strains to look up* Just... A... Little... Higher...

AHH! Looking away, looking away...

Use the Force, Ultramarine!

GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO!

Day 4

2007-12-06T15:20:00.000-08:00

Well, sorry for the late post, I was MIA yesterday.

WaЯReN was nice enough to send in 2 more.
I don't know, maybe he's farting...

I wish I had those skills...

These are by myself.
Yes they are.

What? Where?

Another Ultramarine pic!

Day 3

2007-12-04T13:04:00.002-08:00

Today's the third day this place has been online, and I have received quite a warm reaction. Before I post today's images, I would like to thank the people who helped spread this still tiny site around, namely Nexus Halo, WaЯReN, and M6deep, aka TehDeep, and also aka Sir Deepies The Græt™, whichever one he prefers to go by, he changes it a lot. =P
But to show how grateful I am, here's a ULTRA-MEGA-UBER-SPECTACULAR UPDATE (Of Doom)!

To kick off our ULTRA-MEGA-UBER-SPECTACULAR UPDATE (Of Doom), WaЯReN sent me some songs in addition to today's update.
This is a song about... Our favorite gun.
Let's do the Needler Walk!
Then a Nerd was Stunned by the Flash of Needle Burst...

Anyway, ON WITH THE PICS!
WaЯReN sent in some pics, too. You know, for some reason, I think that Elite may be lying. Could it be that Energy Sword? Nah.
Yeah punk, WHERE IS SHE?
AHHH!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

Nexus Halo sent in these two.
I've ALWAYS WANTED one of these!

Look to the left of the arrow, and with a little concentration, you can find him. He's in the rocks.

These two are by Iron Clad, aka ICEE.
GTFOing... I guess.
Ultramarine Fights the Flood!
The rest are by myself, still warm and squishy from the Halo 3 Theater oven.
What is your idea, Mister Elite?

RUN LEROY! RUN!!!

Ow... A ton of armor, flying through the air to give me a hug. No thanks.

Day 2

2007-12-03T21:06:00.000-08:00

I gots some new ones!
By WaЯReN, it appears the Master Chief has found a new ride:
WaЯReN sent in another, as well.
Senior Chief, Hola.

The rest of today's posts are by me, taking it old-school in Halo 1:
I guess that giants DO exist:

The pink mist of fury for which this site is named is deadlier then we thought...
Keep them coming, guys!

Day 1!

2007-12-02T21:06:00.000-08:00

OK, I've set up the site today. This site is meant to be like HALOLcats without the cats. So yeah, just HALOL.
To submit, just send ANY Halo-related captioned picture to icanhasneedler@yahoo.com! Include your name somewhere in the email and in the name of the picture for filing and credit purposes.

I'll kick things off with a few of my own:
That looks like it hurt. A lot.

Wow... So THAT's how new Elephants are made...

Boxes. You can't trust them.

You are entering... The Twilight Zone. DUN-NA-NAH!!!

How Evel Knievel REALLY died:
Let's start sending, guys!